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[29 Aug 2006|04:02pm] oi oi!!! whats up kiddies!? well me and some kiddies took off to the cottage this weekend and had a blast! O`keefe finally drug his ass down from halifax to go riding on at the freestyle track. man, you`re i didn`t think that gorilla could get any bigger, i was wrong! haha so the pimp rolls up in his new dodge hemi with 22inch viper rims and a 2006 raptor 700. i think he`s going to pay me to teach him how to drive both of them though, we`ll see haha. anyways we ripped to the track and it was awesome! we were there for awhile hitting a step up and some of the smaller jumps but he caught on quick... popped the tire and rolled the bike haha. take that! i really want to move to hali if i can score a job with his buddy but who knows!? so returning west is still on the agenda. teletech is s`pose to go to $10/hr sometime in september. wow! competitive wages! lol right, we`ll see what happens there. teletech is dead for sure if they don`t do something, to many businesses that pay more money are opening soon. we`ve been playing ball almost everynight after work at robs ball feild since it`s the only court in town with lights at 3am and the fuckers just closed it on us! they locked the fucking doors! cock suckers. bolt cutters? to be continued tricking out the accord now! new race pedels, a couple stickers... watch out! stickers make your car go faster don`t they? lol i can`t wait till she`s paid off. body kit babeh. anyways, i gotta go to shittech, peace! take a toke

[14 Aug 2006|03:18pm] [ mood | lazy ] hey kids!!! aight, here we go went to the motox nationals last sunday, what a wicked time!! we rolled up and drove around for 5 mins looking for the crew of boys my bro rides with and surely enough when we found them, pro ho #1 comes running up to deliver a show and she`s covered in signatures from nipples to knee cap haha. good start, she got extremely annoying later so "Pimp Money" took her away to help him... wash his bike.. yeah met a bunch of cool riders this weekend. i guess the boys showed up the night before to booze and camp out, they met this racing team called "Loose Nuts" and decided to invite themselves to join the team. "Loose nuts racing! autographs over here. hey ladies, loose nuts? I`m not signing your arm, you know where i`m going." haha something around them lines ryan lockhart was smoking! he`s a local gone pro and he was leading the moto for awhile. they run 30 minutes then 2 more laps, 15-20 mins through the race that he was leading, he must of gotten tired and he slowed down extremely but mitchell cook (another local) was on his ass and slammed by him with sebastian roy, the dude who`s been winning it the past few years... he`s the local carmicheal for sure, but roy didn`t win either race i seen in 250 class! he was 2nd both but fuck that guy can ride. he`s so fast! he slams over a 100ft triple and the moment his tired touches and his shocks compress he has it pinned getting ready for the next one. unreal! so work gave us the ol double pay check this week. someone got fired for it, or got fired and this was there last stand! i`d like to think it was the latter. soooo we called in "he, i got a double pay check! what gives?" and he says to us "so then jesses reaches around and performs the best rusty trom..." - okay maybe he didn`t say that. more like this: "we can only legally take back 10%, enjoy the money" fucking eh, to the yamaha shop i go for nerf bars, k&n filter, a new thor static jersey and the matching gloves (because matching clothes while riding motox is important... haha) and then home i come with none of the above due to mother fockers not keeping anything in stock. "i can order it for tuesday!" so i thinks "i can dirty sanchez you for wednesday, schedual you in?" so i baught clothes, lionel a wicked icon racing hat with a mean ass skull on the front for his birthday... um.... where`d the rest go? lol whatever, i spent a chunk but lots is left. no real party`n for awhile, pumping up instead! yehaw. i wish i lived in town so i could walk alot more. where do you walk to in the country? i guess i could churn some butter with Bobby Joe, we`ll see how that turns out. so Barrett quick the job, broke up with the misses and now we`re heading outwest... round 2! lol i can`t wait though, i left a better paying job where i had my own crew to come home to an 8/hr job at a fucking call centre... mistake numero uno! so this isn`t flying to well. i`m doing well at the job but $8 an hour?! that`s the lowest paying job i`ve had since i was a kid doing paperroutes haha. what.... the.... fuck.... haha yep, time to leave. leave date to be announced! thats it, the end. 2 high mother fuckers|take a toke

[07 Jul 2006|06:50pm] hey kiddies!! quick question, does anyone know where i can download one of those scare pranks where you`re looking at a video or playing a cheesie maze game and then bam! a scarey face pops on the screen and the speakers flair up with screams or something of the sort? their`s a couple of them out there but i`m not even sure where to look or what to call it. "hey mom, try this game" or "hey mom, watch this video" or "stare at this picture etc... you`re suppose to use it to scare unsuspecting parents or as you may know them... roomates lol 4 high mother fuckers|take a toke

[17 May 2006|11:24pm] mmm fresh strawberries!!!! i bet you`re jelous haha take a toke

[17 May 2006|03:41pm] Off to frenchies fine clothing for spandex and unitards then a trip to the Blowing alley. if i`m lucky i`ll land a lovely mullet for my travels tonight to give my outfit some extra zang haha. sooo we got a little drunk and a lil aggressive at joes, had myself a lil tap match and fuck my donkey with a frozen golf shoe... i lost to the joe haha god damn i said to myself as i stood over him in disbelief... god damn..... so we did it again and i popped him like a dick pimple but it`s 1/1 now with the joe. being choked out doesn`t feel nice... for days! haha so me and the joe were hurtin bags of sheet yesterday and headed to moncton for lots of swearing on the joe`s behalf. bought a new fox shirt and something else but i can`t remember what it was... it must of deffinately of been worth the money then haha right skynard sold me his ps2 last night for 50 bones! hell yeah! i have a ps2 again! this moving around thing is hard on the possessions! i went to check out some jazz for my quad yesterday and lucky for me, it was closed... so i still have money haha. gears expensive! if any of you ladies want to swoon me with gifts and trinkets then i can suggest a K&N filter for a 2004 raptor 660 but if you want me to fall in love... which comes from a bottle mind you but that`s another conversation all together, then you can pick me up a new pair of nerf bars! yep, i`ll send you your complimentary life size cardboard cut out of moi and an aged to perfection pair of "jolly Y fronts" haha that`s what brits calls briefs... those silly bastards! sounds like a prevert horse with dem y fronts being jolly n all. Tara- "you bought a book" yeah, thats the other thing i bought. Micah from the anita blake series! haha eat your heart out moira!!! jk, i`ll hook you up in the near future but be warned, it`s a tiny ass book. hamilton must be running out of material... boooo urns joe beat me in a tap match... my first lost in years... i`m uncomfortable with this thought... i`m going to eat his fucking babies ps- did you ever notice i always spell bought with an A instead of an O. take that literacy! Ace! - did you watch the final fantasy 7 movie yet? i only caught the behemot scene but it blew me away!!! 1 high mother fucker|take a toke

[13 May 2006|10:36pm] check this out! it`s gotta be the funniest video i`ve seen in awhile http://www.break.com/index/stealmypurse.html keep the fucking purse! haha sooo homes been good thus far. party`n with the kiddies, biking and just chilling out. 2 weeks with no work has been totally relaxing and deffinately called for. i`m looking forward to halifax but it`s good to be back for sure! me n the kiddies went to ray`s today and did a lil landscaping project. they cleaned the brush up from earlier days and chopped some trees then we chopped the stumps out and left giant holes all through the yard lol. it`s alot of work still but with the summer to pick away at it, it`ll be done in no time! soooo my life`s drama is as usual... complicated and very suffocating! life just isn`t simple but hey, c`est le vie! i guess it`d be alot less interesting without it. everyone goes through there own version of the same ol shit i s`pose so my heads up and i`m smiling the whole way lol yep learning to ride my quad all over again was fun but i think i`m back at er again. i ride the clutch well and walking it is just as easy as before. i was to ride at a track everyday but my dad hasn`t seen the benifits to turning the yard into a motocross track. man, is he missing out! haha i`m strapping a shovel on my bike after i cook my momma breakfast and making a jump somewheres. there is a little sandpit around here somewheres but there are all these new logging roads all over the place so i`ve been riding alot of deadend roads which is always fun!!! oorrrrr it just pisses you off lol. my roommate is being a douche bag. she was suppose to deposit my last paycheck almost 2 weeks ago and thus far, nothing! i`ll have to call the office on monday and see what the fuck is going on. i want to choke a bitch but i`ll have to be patient! stupid beotch i can`t wait to be back in the gym! i haven`t had a regular routine since i`ve been home. me and my bro are lifting as soon as i get to halifax so that`ll be wicked. i`ll train the boy and turn him into a motox machine, yehaw! haha it should be alot of fun, i`m looking forward to it i got offered my old job back when i get to hali. construction babeh! 12 an hour and 5-7 days for 12 hours a day. not back but i`ll have to move around alot and that`s always a pain in the ass. living in a hotel out of a suitcase just isn`t dandy and it`s going to fuck up my training for sure but if it`s the best i can find then i`ll cowboy the fuck up and do it. well! thats enough of that jabber! you kids place nice 2 high mother fuckers|take a toke

[05 May 2006|11:30am] well kiddies, i`m home at last! seen the kiddies, did some biking (man i suck haha, it was a painful day), gymed at lionels, chilled at ray/whits, blah blah blah blah blah jessica! i seen you called and tried to get ahold of you yesterday. are you having people over tonight?? we have to drink some suds and head to the Bizarre! haha took my brother out to the elm tree for kareoke on his birthday (3rd).. hahaha holy fuck!!! he must of been a bad motha focka this year to deserve a birthday like that. this beast was screeching as soon as we walked through the door. my living in the wild instincts kicked in once i was finished being overwhelmed by cig smoke and B.O.. i quickly reached to my right side for my lasso and then to my left for the bear spray but alas... they took them at the airport. instead, i forfeited my right to having two shoes and kicked her in the box. jello and liquids of all types sprayed to my right! jello and liquids sprayed to my left! there was no where to go!! hahahaha yah anyways it`s good to be home! a little adjusting needs to transpire but it`ll be dandy. no drinking on sundays? everything closed at 10? white girls working at freddies pizza place?!?! haha kidding. adios take a toke

[25 Apr 2006|10:23am] dear mo fo allen, check your damn email!!! call my house before thursday or we won`t be able to come to banff! we`re not renting a car so we`ll need lyn to pick us up and drop us off at castle mountain chalet and pick us up on check out on the 29th! if she could do this, we would be grateful! :p focker, you`re hard to track down yah know! i called your work and left a message with some jack or jerry lad. scotty, mo, lyn, blah blah blah, if any of you kiddies see this, email me back or call my shack! 780 852 9630!!!!!! call collect if you have to! oi oi!!! dear everybody else, hey kiddies!! i`m so excited i think i pee`d a little!! i`m pretty much out of the jasper mind frame and just looking forward to getting home! our going away jam was wonderful but we were a lil tipsy and worn so we didn`t make it to the bar where everyone was waiting for us haha that`s deffinately a shubert thing to do don`cha know. i get home on the 1st but i won`t be around till the 2nd i imagine. i`ll be burnt from the flight, which lands at 5:30 at the hali airport, buuuuut if you kids are ambitious enough then you can snake a ride with Jesse "In da butt" Donkin who will be at my house later on that evening! drunk hockey with the joe, break your face b-ball with young blood, big puppa pumping with pappa pump, a little tricycling with the new and improved joey crash shubert, etc... i`m psyched!! <--- sorry lasses, it was man talk time 2 high mother fuckers|take a toke

[17 Apr 2006|09:38pm] hello ladies, my name is jeffery... and yes... it is that big. soooo kiddies!! i leave jasper in 10 days! yehaw!! hey!!! i need jess and the terrio twins phone number!!!! yep so anyways, did i tell you cats that i pulled a wheelie in a golf cart???? there were no shocks so it hurt a bit but it was cool! banff is going to be dandy i tell you!----> follow the train of thought---> my roomie, Chelsea aka Chelsea bird aka fitzy aka hashbrowns hahaha nm the last one... inside joke--- is thinking of moving to the east coast! fucking right!!! that`ll be wicked!! she`s my hardcore drinking buddy. she`s the only one that stays up till 7 am and parties all night! yep, trooper i tell you---> there are these sweet red/black kicks down here called "troopers"... very nice! so my bud ryan... alchie for sure... drinks till 7 am and then tell this dude he wants a drinking contest with a glass of rum... he passes out in mid drink, rest his head on his own shoulder and proceeds to puke all over himself andthen all over his carpet... his carpet i said so this was deffinately the highlight of the night haha only one company vehicle left on the burnout check list haha new dodges are just dandy... a new dodge on gravel that`s locked in 4 wheel drive doing donuts and barely missing a telephone pole is even better! anyways, i`ll be home soon. hold your pee pee 3 high mother fuckers|take a toke

[02 Apr 2006|09:21pm] april 2nd! yehaw!!! almost time to come home. we leave jasper on the 27th, banff for a few days and if the lovely lasses and lad bless us, we`ll stay in calgary for a couple of days and i`ll finally get to the zoo! i`m pumped to get home, it`s going to be alot of fun. i miss my friends and my quad of course! any ladies want to volunteer to wash it in your bikini? no? well how bout in my bikini? hello the joe! donair and keiths my friend, that`ll be my return meal. try to take the 2nd off and we`ll take a crew to bambino`s!! somebody out there better tape the fight between forrest and tito! i haven`t wanted to see a fight like this ever! i`m super pumped! fuck yeah! fingers crossed that forrest knocks him the foooock out! beotch! haha alright, times up. cheers 10 high mother fuckers|take a toke

[22 Mar 2006|11:33am] no may 3rd! May 6th! yep! are yah touchin it? 9 high mother fuckers|take a toke

[16 Mar 2006|05:04pm] [ mood | accomplished ] [ music | balls... just balls ] PARTY PARTY PARTY!!! MAY 3RD!!!! MY COTTAGE!!!! Listen up beotches!!!! I`ll be back in nova scotia on the 1st of May!!! my brothers birthday is the 3rd so we want to throw a nasty ass party... not nasty ass like your aunt bertha`s nasty old cheese spewing ass, more like "fuck, who are you bitches and where`d that eel come from?" it`ll be a return to nova scotia party with my brothers birthday being more important! no gift required but you gotta kiss the young man... he is hung like a shubert after all. so kids- lionel! jones! kellie! tracey! ray!! whit! alicia! jesse! blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah---- let`s arrange drives and you kids have to book it off. it`s around 6 weeks away so your bosses will give it to you as long as your lazy asses don`t wait till the week before and then say to me "oh ah.. sorry dude... i can`t come. my boss won`t give me the day off." : I`ll bitch slap you so hard that your ass will get a tan. thank you.... and have a good day 4 high mother fuckers|take a toke

[25 Feb 2006|07:29pm] soooooooo kiddies, my birthday just passed by! what a birthday indeed! i got a new pair of motox pants and a poker set with a fancy metal case, me and tara ate breakfast at the best sit down diner known to man called "The Black Sheep" -- pictures will follow as soon as i can fix the stupid problem with my laptop! i don`t have the driver for my camera (a kodak easyshare cx7220 incase you wanted to help me with my delima... ray haha) and i run Windows 98 so therefore i need the driver... well, as far as i know i do. there is a program on kodak.com that i download from an internet cafe and it`s an easyshare program for my camera and it will run with 98. burn, home, load- error! saying i needed to go online to fix it. you i say, you three thousand times!! so i can`t upload my images and i upload to other peoples computers and i`ll get them to email them to my so i can send them your ways! anyways! after the blacksheep we went to the next town over, do the walmart thing and wham, i lost my wallet and all my $$. gone, never to be seen again. bad start but then i took my roomies car for a drive in the rockies and it was much better, besides i have no id, cards, money *just got paid too! super!!*, blah blah blah. there are some beautiful places out here! i can`t wait to see them when it warms up. i`m at one of the resorts the company i work for owns, just had a free meal from my comrads in the serving/culinary industry and i`m letting it settle so i can eat the buffet that is calling to me haha the weight room is closed till monday.... GROAN! it`s pretty much all i do when i`m not working haha, loser or what? weight room is the highlight of my day so when i don`t go i feel sluggish and not as joyful with the natives. i called some cats today with the majority of them not being home but guess who i did talk to!? Lionel b-man barret!! whats up a!? haha it was good to talk to the boy. haven`t heard a peep since october. we`re going on a spin when i get back bro, i tell yah!!!! "what day is it dude?" "idono man... are you gonna eat that?" "thats my cat bro" "i know" haha you get it. i even called joe joe leblanc but he wasn`t home... so i seduced his aunt and we talked about the size of my testicles. my wang isn`t nothing special but guys i have some of the loveliest testicles a bull with no could possess! all in all kiddies, jasper is dandy but i`m really home sick. i would just like to be able to sit around with me buddies, sip a bubbly and proceed to puke on a young virgin posing on my bike. enough said 13 high mother fuckers|take a toke

[01 Jan 2006|10:09pm] hey kids!! well, jasper is jasper. i`m done with the maintenance (thank god!) and thankfully my locks are still where they should be... meaning i didn`t rip my hair out due to other peoples stupidity! a funny story from my maintenance days however- So there i was one mild winter evening. i was getting out of the company truck and finishing my preset task. as i sat there i looked over yonder towards the outdoor hot tub. i tell you my friends, it was far more common than you may think to catch a lovely couple hiding a large load of dong! once a week i would speculate, i would see the devils work within the loins of a man... deep inside a woman haha. this night however my eager listeners... was unlike any other! as i looked towards the tub at a glance it appeared as if the young lady was stepping out of the hot tub, on her way to the indoor changing rooms. i finish my task and glance again, with luck i might see a teet! haha odd... the was still in the same position... one leg out of the hot tub, standing on the other within the tub... "what is that thing between her legs!?", i gasped! to my surprise, our vixon wasn`t alone! between her legs was a baby... no... thats not quite right.... it was a head... thats for sure. "Gosh! i believe that man is giving that lady fellatio!" through muffled laughter i begin to approach the young bull rider. being my job to break up such shoes, this part of the night was always entertaining. when i started, some basic rules were spoken to me in which i was to follow. one being, do not use profanity! catching hormones in the hottub was always a special occasion so the rules were always bent a little... shhhh. Bam my radio goes off! "Marmot maintenance, can you get to the outdoor hot tub as quickly as possible and stop... whatever is going on" hahaha i say in my head... hehehe i say again. the couple whirl around and there i am, 15 feet away but without the eliment of surprise at my back. "What the are you doing" i remark... the couple proceed to look at me with sheepish eyes, the very wish that this embarrassment would stop soon was oozing from there very being.... oooo no my friends, they would not get off that easy "You can be doing that here. What the ? take that to your room." i exclaim, barely able to keep my laughter inside. i walk by and give them a moment of peice, then they get out and scurry off to there rooms. i walk behind them to the front desk, still chuckling to myself and approuch the front desk. lynn says to me- "What was going on? a guest says they seen someone having !" i point at the red faced villians as they walk by "and there they go lynn" hahaha anyways, that`s my funny hot tub story. my life is getting pretty solid on a routine now. i work from 8-4:30 and go the the gym immediately after for 2 hours. training is really paying off! i`ve overcome 4 of my own personal best for weight and strength in the past 3 days! the new trainer is dandy i tell yah. i accomplished 60 lbs arnies for 8x, 50lbs concentration dumbell curl for 8x, flies for 60 lbs for 8x and something else that i can`t remember right now lol, yep. my size is croozing! i`m building my bolder sholders light a champ! yehaw! when i get home from the gym i make my supper and make my lunch for the next day, take a shower and then either play guitar, read, go to the hottubs or rent a movie. we have cable for some strange reason but i haven`t figured out why yet lol no one uses it. ?? guitar- i`m better than i ever was before for some odd reason! lack of narcotics mayhaps? who knows! but i`m getting right back into it again so thats dandy. i have over 1/4th of my school paid off already and i`m paying off my student loans now! yehaw! soon to be dept free bitches and back in school with paid tuition! i love it! i do need to save for a new tattoo and a trip to banff however! i won a two night stay at the mountain (something) chalets in banff. they`re really nice log cabins! it looks sick! i can`t wait to go. banff is going to be alot of fun for sure. my and the boys are heading down at a later date as well! me and T almighty are going the first time. wish me luck! well lads, i`m out! peace kiddies 2 high mother fuckers|take a toke

[01 Jan 2006|06:30pm] hey kids! whats shakin?? last night was a blast!! i made $40 in tip from work, got off at 11 and the party commenced! we started with a crew of like 10 which went up up up till we were an army, trashin kevins house like champs haha. moved the goup to another party that was dead, not for long! there`s these dudes looking out there window and 20-30 of u looking back. bam! door flies open "Come on in!" yehaw haha left there later on and moved onto the bar. it was dandy i tell yah, dandy 4 high mother fuckers|take a toke

[27 Dec 2005|11:15pm] hey kids! how goes!? well christmas din din went awesome. a crew showed up and we ate a feast! way to much to eat! after the din din we had some drinks and then went to the Amethyst Lodge and continued to drink our faces off. my face is still on by the way but i got to see tara`s all over the sink... and the floor.... and the cabinet..... and pretty much everywhere`s else in the bathroom hahaha did you ever see those mr clean commercials? they open the bottle and then bam! mr clean flies out and cleans the place. it`s all a ing lie!!! i you mr clean! you suck... and you`re bauld!!! hahaha!!! hey... wait a second... do i have a bauld spot? feeeeeew, just a gummy tracey face has given me very bad news. harley, he pet ferret who has the cutest little pitter patter walk in the world! lol in a manly way, is very sick! i was once told that red bull and vodka cures all that ails you but i just don`t think it`ll help this time. i hope she`ll be okay, even though she bit me the first day we got her and got the taste for my , she`s still a cute ie... she`s one of my kids! murph`s the other of course.. that i know of- jk! after the turkey din din at my shack, we had everyone over for a party which was wicked! only part that was a lil odd was that it lasted until 10 am... that`s a 12 hour party.... and nothing was smashed! nothing was stolen!!! and no one touched my bum while i was sleeping!! i don`t think anyways haha funny story, we were party`n awhile back and we all went to bed besides chelsea. ryan called her up and was trashed, said he was coming over. there i am in my banana hammick, sleeping away and bam, my door flies open! i jump up and get ready to destroy who ever the has just broken into my apartment and there ryan is, barely standing and he says "whoa, hey, okay" and the door closes. haha wtf?! yep yep, i`m out, miss you cats! i tried to make some calls on boxing day but i didn`t get ahold of too many people! punks 4 high mother fuckers|take a toke

[22 Dec 2005|12:48pm] hey kiddies!! whats shaking?!?! i moved into a new place and live with a chicki named chalsea with tara sue. the place is rad guys! i`m loving it! we`ve been going out with the crew a lil to much but it`s slowing down today! my foot is down! haha right i`m having a killer time in jasper guys. i love it here. i`ve met alot of cool people and the times have been fantastic! we had our christmas party at Jasper Park Lodge. beautiful! it`s a five star resort. it was wicked! it was a formal occasion so we were all dressed up. lovely i say, lovely i snapped some pics but i don`t want moi touching it over them. you know how she is with the touching it haha i`ll post them when i find a way to do it. i no longer have the internet at home,le sigh. but thats okay. congrats joe n sarah lee! stag parties my treat though, so you other fellas have to play it cool! well lads n lasses! you kids play nice! 2 high mother fuckers|take a toke

[12 Dec 2005|02:37am] hello munchkins! do you want some candy? i have allll the candy you can eat... in my van! of course i know your mommy haha <--- disturbing but makes me laugh none the less soooo kiddies! i made some new friend-dee-noes today and hooked up with some of the lads that i worked with that were only aquintances till this eve. we`re all heading to the christmas party on the 18th for drunken rucus so that`ll be halarious. hooked up with a new buddy from halifax! he was dating stephanie gadet for 3 years lol, small world eh jess? he`s cool as . ray check this- the boy is 5"9, 230 muscle and honest to god, i just watched the bench 4 plates a side.. he did er about 6 or so times but not bad eh? i was impressed. he`s 23 and wants to squash the 23 and under bench record. he`s my new training partner. haven`t had one of you big s to trane with for awhile so it`ll be killer. i can`t wait. 11am, new partner! squat till you puke haha scotty boy any of you cats talk to scotty since he`s been down there? i was wondering how the laddie was doing and how many std`s the boy got already haha he`ll be in jail the next time i see him lmao i cooked chili today! it was wicked! best meal there is! well, it`s good anyways!!! cooking has been my new hobby since i got down here. i like to cook every meal, none of that sandwhich . cooked thus far- lasagna, sheppards pie, chili, chicken, lots of pasta`s, lots of variations of nacho`s! mmmm naaaacho`s, stir fries, and even some pancakes! pancakes of course were the toughest... right outa the box... thats tough! cookes a couple of hang overs too... thats another recipe altogether haha i`m getting a new tattoo for xmas! i`m psyched! can`t wait! it`s a big tribal peice that goes around my current tattoo. it`s sick. it`s pretty big so below the knee will have alot of tat going on but it`s sick! wait n see my lads n lasses, wait n see... i was going to get a fairie drinking a cooler but you know how it is... i hope you cats are having a wicked time in calgary!! i wish i could get there for new years but thats just too soon! sor kiddies. i hope i see you guys soon though! we`re moving and we`ll have a new phone #! yehaw! people can call me now! "I`m soooo excited! and i just can`t hide it! no no no no no !" we`re having a crew over for christmas dinner. the kiddies who don`t have din din with family are heading it to my shack of love. it`s gonna be nifty. i wish you lads from calgary could get your asses down here, it`d make it feel a little more like home! i`d like scott and mo fo to come but we`ll see. oi oi! cheers! 11 high mother fuckers|take a toke

[11 Dec 2005|12:22am] hola mis amigos Tia Maria mezclado con el nog del huevo ¡es fantástico! Hay una erupción en mi testículo derecho. La crema no trabajó. Decidía hacer a amigos con la erupción. Tan lo nombré los Carlos. haha yeah yeah. 8 high mother fuckers|take a toke

[09 Dec 2005|11:57pm] [ mood | accomplished ] forgive me! i thought this looked fun so hooo ray: FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE: 1. Music Store Laddie 2. Construction bum 3. Flooring expert! 4. Maintenance FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER: 1. Bomb Squad! 2. Any Huevos vids 3. Napoleon Dynamite 4. Debbie Does Dallas FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH 1. Ultimate Fighting Championship 2. CSI babeh! only the original though 3. Avatar! i`m a loser who loves cartoons, i can except it.. can you? 4. idono, i`m not much of a tv guy.. next! FOUR PLACES YOU'VE BEEN ON VACATION TO: 1. My cottage! 2. yeah thats about it, never really took a vacation 3. 4. FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY: 1. atlanticmx.com 2. consumptionjunction.com 3. hotmail.com 4. and ocasionally uglypeople.com FOUR OF YOUR ALL TIME FAVORITE RESTAURANTS: 1. Jungle Jims!! its just so damn good! 2. East Side Mario`s! 3. Subway, only makes you feel like a super hero! 4. and my moms kitchen because she`s my favorite cook and i don`t have to tip... cheap bastard eh? FOUR COSTUMES YOU'VE WORN ON HALLOWEEN: 1. Jeffadia- Trailer Trash extrodinaire 2. Gothic man in a skirt and fishnets... it`s my secret life... shhh 3. a large penis! i didn`t have a costume that year so i went as myself 4. Dracula! or his mildly retarted half brother twice removed FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPINGS: 1. Hot peppers! 2. Extra Cheese! 3. Shrooms! he he... 4. Italian sausage! no perverts on this one please FOUR THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU: 1. I have a third testicle 2. I have a tendacy to pee a little when i get excited 3. I`m A-sexual so i actually just think about myself when i`m making love 4. I haven`t pooped in 5 days... it hurts... o lord.... it hurts.... fuck you prunes... it`s all a lie!!! 2 high mother fuckers|take a toke

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